Ok so it might be Bills book but still its out there! http://www.lulu.co m/preview/hardcover-book/from-sylvan-surrey-to-babylon/7233014/ I designed the cover and if you check the preview of the book I’m in the first few pages yay! However condescending it might sound it’s still printed.
Completed work last week on the cover and helped bills tiresome efforts to make this book… seriously sick of his family history now, so much so I don’t need to read what’s in the book as I know most of the peoples stories. Heck I even went to Yorkshire on some sort of family history pilgrimage… *sigh* all that effort just to have a paragraph in a book… I should’ve changed the front cover to a picture of my face. good stuff.
Check out the book if you want to read up on Bills zany suicidal family some of the stories are quite interesting but I’ve been told them so many times at tedium i never want to hear about Capt Potter the Pirate ever again!
Also check out the newman family history, someone has to 
http://www.newmanfamilyhistory.com